Angry Washing Machine
	
   
   
        
   
   
    
     
       
      
      i am working hard
but he still laughed at me, so
kicked him in the neck
     
   
 
   
   
    
     
       
      
      audio porn track
leaves me aching for action
but no one's around
     
   
 
   
   
    
     
       
      
      four thirty daily
she moans, yells and screams: OH GOD
later the feng shui
     
   
 
   
   
    
     
       
      
      she was the only
kama sutra amateur
at the swinger's lounge
     
   
 
   
   
    
     
       
      
      she wears glasses now
the boys don't notice the winks
come hither glances
     
   
 
   
   
    
     
       
      
      no one notices
what she does under the desk
librarian girl
     
   
 
   
   
    
     
       
      
      she dreams in pinstripes
office suits and coffee mugs 
stacks of finished work
     
   
 
   
   
    
     
       
      
      looking at our hands
can't stop staring at your wrists
hidden beneath mine
     
   
 
   
   
    
     
       
      
      when she pounces there
she leaves tufts of her black hair
stuck to me like dreams
     
   
 
   
        
   
   
    
     
       
      
      somehow it's doubtful
that what i'm looking for now
is under rainbows
     
   
 
   
   
    
     
       
      
      punch me in the face
cocktail splash, kick to the groin
she goes down down down
     
   
 
   
   
    
     
       
      
      there are things unsaid
understood with small gestures
and unwritten words
     
   
 
   
   
    
     
       
      
      prescription cowbell
jangly toe tapping music
forget the drum kit
     
   
 
   
   
    
     
       
      
      sadomasochist
lick the scars and draw the blood
draining plump veins dry
     
   
 
   
   
    
     
       
      
      just a small swift kick
to his water bottle there
drenching his notebook
     
   
 
   
   
    
     
       
      
      she dances lonely
gliding across checkered floors
never left alone
     
   
 
   
   
    
     
       
      
      two new DJ girls
give music to empty ears
intelligent rock
     
   
 
   
   
    
     
       
      
      electronic children
rusty gears but polished chrome
bongos and cymbals
     
   
 
   
   
    
     
       
      
      harold broke his wing
playing air guitar at shows
he is one lame duck
     
   
 
   
   
    
     
       
      
      talking with your cat
will slowly drive you insane
baby talk nonsense
     
   
 
   
   
    
     
       
      
      he dropped the glam rock
said goodbye to the glitter
and picked up leather
     
   
 
   
   
    
     
       
      
      she invented punk
with just a chemistry kit
and broken guitars
     
   
 
   
   
    
     
       
      
      she likes it subtle
the paint smudge in the background
it stands out to her
     
   
 
   
   
    
     
       
      
      polaroid pictures
capture fast paced second scenes
please do not shake it
     
   
 
   
   
    
     
       
      
      never good at math
one plus one never met two
just zeroes and ones
     
   
 
   
   
    
     
       
      
      satan's pajamas:
hot peppers or swastikas
fuzzy skull slippers
     
   
 
   
   
    
     
       
      
      leg shaking disease
caused by over excitement
from your pretty face
     
   
 
   
   
    
     
       
      
      apostrophe boy
coat of grammatical errors
hide a good writer
     
   
 
   
   
    
     
       
      
      finger icicles
one more tap on the keyboard
he'll have hooks for hands
     
   
 
   
   
    
     
       
      
      nintendo game skills
may one day win me a boy
happy now with Toad
     
   
 
   
   
    
     
       
      
      too good to be true
similarities a ploy
to get me in bed
     
   
 
   
   
    
     
       
      
      look, there's jetpack dog
legless hero saves the day
reward him with bones
     
   
 
   
   
    
     
       
      
      she spoke in riddles
taking pride in confusing
the opposite sex
     
   
 
   
   
    
     
       
      
      she spoke in street signs
wearing red like a warning
green like go ahead
     
   
 
   
   
    
     
       
      
      map out the island
plunder, sail, drink rum, treasure
all in a day's work
     
   
 
   
   
    
     
       
      
      watch out Jack Sparrow
he is looking for a crew
not a new captain
     
   
 
   
   
    
     
       
      
      put down the cutlass
eyepatches, fly swatter swords
backyard pirating
     
   
 
   
   
    
     
       
      
      note to self: don't jump
to conclusions on that kid
jew fros are in now
     
   
 
   
   
    
     
       
      
      note to self: don't judge
people based on rotting flesh
zombies can be friends
     
   
 
   
   
    
     
       
      
      note to self: don't die
there are plenty of rock stars
left to decieve you
     
   
 
   
   
    
     
       
      
      note to self: haiku
is a dangerous hobby
think in syllables
     
   
 
   
   
    
     
       
      
      note to self: don't lie
unless it gets you free stuff
in your small mail box
     
   
 
   
   
    
     
       
      
      bus stop rocketeer
lost amongst the exhaust fumes
you deserve it all